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01:31:18steering wonders who ladybird is
01:31:28<steering>other than hank hill's dog, of course
01:34:58<nicolas17>ladybird is a browser made from scratch
01:35:07<nicolas17>by a different fascist
01:35:12<nicolas17>steering: https://drewdevault.com/2025/09/24/2025-09-24-Cloudflare-and-fascists.html
01:42:35<steering>that_lurker: >As this is written in gawk, most IRC protocol features are not implemented. This includes, for example, channel and user listings, topics, the concept of "operator" etc.
01:42:39<steering>:'(
01:43:06<steering>nicolas17: ah, right, i've heard of that before. i like hank hill's dog better.
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01:51:25<@JAA>Sounds like an excuse to me. You could absolutely do those things in gawk.
01:51:33<@JAA>:-P
01:54:58<steering>true dat
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02:48:33<BlankEclair>brainfuck ircd :)
02:49:00<nicolas17>oh are we talking about cursed languages
02:49:08<nicolas17>BlankEclair: I made a simple iOS app https://gist.github.com/nicolas17/966a03ce49f949dd17b0123415ef2e31
02:49:24<BlankEclair>oh hell yeah
02:49:44<BlankEclair>i know of a project that lets you create an android app entirely in C
02:50:00<BlankEclair>and idk about objective c or the ios ecosystem, so idk how much more cursed it is compared to that
02:53:53<BlankEclair>something's wrong here
02:54:07<BlankEclair>why am i full with 3 am breakfast and 1 pm lunch
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03:08:47<steering>(╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻ why is it so difficult to make something generate a core dump lol
03:09:01<steering>finally got it to take the ulimit... i think
03:10:27<steering>nicolas17: would apple let you distribute such a thing on the app store?
03:10:49<nicolas17>all it does is turn the screen yellow so probably not
03:11:32<steering>I mean, if it were useful :P
03:11:44<steering>I assume they have no way to ban apps written in assembly
03:12:41<steering>(I have no experience but I assume they don't make you submit source code or anything)
03:13:56<nicolas17>I hear there's apps written in Python in the store
03:14:19<nicolas17>the executable embeds CPython and the Python code then calls system Objective-C code APIs via ctypes
03:14:45<nicolas17>Python Android apps are more cursed
03:15:08<nicolas17>apparently getting Python code to access the hundred Java APIs needed via JNI is infeasible
03:15:16<nicolas17>and getting Jython to work on Android is infeasible
03:15:37<nicolas17>so someone made a cursed tool that transpiles CPython bytecode into JVM bytecode
03:15:47<steering>lmao
03:16:57<nicolas17>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NqdpK9KjGgQ
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03:19:57<steering>phones are great
03:20:14<steering>nothing better than a computer that really doesnt want to be used as a computer
03:20:24<@JAA>Quality engineering from Microsoft: https://github.com/microsoft/playwright/blob/5b04cf56c41727dc279acc7a10d008da08b6117d/utils/docker/Dockerfile.noble#L49
03:21:02<@JAA>They just chmod 777 all the browser stuff.
03:21:09<steering>erm
03:23:44<steering>idk, seems fine-ish? what should they do instead, put all the users that are actually used in this docker container into a group? :P
03:24:46<steering>not sure i quite understand how its used though
03:25:12<@JAA>Do random users need to write to these things? Should the countless .so and .ini and whatnot files be executable?
03:26:29<@JAA>Also, there's only one user. (If you manually add more users later, you're on your own anyway.)
03:26:58<steering>ah, well then yeah thats dumb
03:27:48<steering>I don't think anyone really cares in practice whether some files that shouldn't be are executable... especially people from Microsoft xP
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17:05:02<hexa->uh-oh
17:05:04<hexa->microsoft going down
17:05:13<hexa->back them up fast /hj
17:06:26<justauser|m><olasd> looks like azure looked at AWS and went "yeah, I'm sure we can do that too"
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17:13:29<DigitalDragons>!remindme 9d how's the google cloud status looking
17:13:30<eggdrop>[remind] ok, i'll remind you at 2025-11-07T17:13:29Z
17:13:55<justauser|m>:)
17:22:06<nukke>Seems like their CDN broke
17:22:20<nukke>Azure Fast Door
17:22:46<nukke>https://azure.status.microsoft/en-us/status
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